The Network Admin

In the valley of corporate America,
I am a God among users and management alike,
for I am the Network Admin.

I have the power to provide you with packets,
and where the Network Admin giveth, so can He taketh away,
for I am the Network Admin.

I live for uptime,
I keep the network running,
for I am the Network Admin.

If something fails,
I go without sleep until it is restored,
for I am the Network Admin.

You take Me for granted,
until you cant get online,
for I am the Network Admin.

Fueled by coffee,
and fast food,
I am the Network Admin